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X says it's been a rough day. I got up this morning .... put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom....
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←Rate | 06-16-2009 12:19 by Ron | Tags: Approved , noads

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