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X Hun, your jerk boyfriend is like a bottle of sour milk in the fridge. You don't keep going back and tasting the milk to see if it's better; why do you think that if you give him enough chances, he'll magically become a nice guy?
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←Rate | 11-07-2010 03:12 by Samir K | Tags: Approved , noads

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