Funny Status Message #35840

Wow ignorance truly is bliss! What is a semi-automatic machine gun? Maybe do some research about what you are bitching about first. A machine gun is fully automatic, which is not readily available to the general public if you read the laws. Semi-automatics are available...semi-automatic means it only fires once per trigger pull. Are you just mad because all of your doping keeps you from legally buying a gun? Some of us do not depend on other people for our resources, ie...food and protection. Some prefer to live in a haze where they depend on others to hand them food and keep them safe. It is much like smoking pot...a personal choice. Don't attempt to rag on others for being the person you can't be.

Oh, almost forgot...grenades are also not legal...if you saw one for sale, it's what they call a dummy, meaning it doesn't work!

For starters, I have never smoke pot or did any illegal narcotics, secondily, I do apologize for my blatant ignorance of firearms. I spent alot of time in asia, South Korea mostly, and guns are illegal there. Actually, its a quite safe country, you should visit, due to silliest recently in America, I'll be returning there shortly. Anyways, I wasnt ragging, it was a failed attempt at humor but thanks for the informative information on firearms. If I ever want to "shoot some sh*t" I'll make sure to contact you first.

"Semi-automatics are available...semi-automatic means it only fires once per trigger pull". OH THAT'S OKAY THEN !!! Lets'a ll arm ourselves to the teeth. Are you for real ????!!!

It's called the right to bear arms. It's in the constitution if you've ever heard of it. If not look it up and read it. Marijuana is an illegal drug, look it up too.

Hmmm...married to a Marine...he spent time in Korea and all over Asia, on the law enforcement side. Curious, what's the murder rate over there in comparison to the U.S.? Why do most people of average to lower incomes live in fear?

Glad I live in Canada. No guns, and nobody cares about a little pot.

And just to clarify, you CAN buy grenades i.e. stun and flash grenades. And it is legal to own grenades (yes real live blow em up killing ones) if they are registered and depending on what state you are in. Destructive grenades, frags, incendiaries, white phosphorus are classed as Destructive Devices. To get one you need to file a form, get approval from the sheriff, get fingerprinted, go through a background check and pay a $200 tax for every grenade you want. Don't know where you would buy those! But hey, it was a joke status, so let's lighten up shall we? lol

FGS! Why are you even here moaning about this Kate? It is on a 'jokey' website for funny status updates! Get a frigging life and stop pulling people up on jokes they post. Jokes are not meant to be bloody real you daft mare. Less of the bloody lessons huh? I suggest you pop on over to another website and try find yourself a little sense of humour, there's a good girl. *smh*

Find the humour, I am now your loyal subject! lmao

Find the Humor - lol very well put! I've never heard anyone called a daft mare, I liked it! My only beef was ALL the political posts and ALL the inaccurate information. With politics in the U.S. these days you can post straight facts and they are hysterically funny :) No worries, just an off day for me!