Funny Status Message #35123

X is met this girl at the pub and she told me her ‘sex was on fire'. She lied. But ironically, now it burns when I piss.
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# 30809 OMG, you just lied and your pants really are on fire.
# 193482 [at the mall with my husband] Me singing softly: She's just a girl and she's on fire.. Hubby: *shoots dirty look* Me, ignoring: Ohhhh, she's got her head in the clouds and- Hubby: Shhh! Me: THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE!! FIIIYAHHHH
# 16971 a once your pants catch on fire, the fact that you just lied will become less important.

←Rate | 10-26-2010 17:08 by A is for ME | Tags: Approved

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