Funny Status Message #34918
X 's favourite fruit is grapes. With grapes, you always get another chance. If you have a crappy apple or a peach, you're stuck with that piece of fruit. But if you have a crappy grape, no problem – just move on to the next. Grapes: The Fruit of Hope.
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Anonymous
Sunday October 24, 2010 @ 10:25 PM
Sunday October 24, 2010 @ 10:25 PM
Waaa waaa tj theres also a comment stalker named anonymous that poses as everybody else and uses everyones name but his own...so it would be even nicer if you had to have your own user name that no one else could use!
Anonymous
Sunday October 24, 2010 @ 11:30 PM
Sunday October 24, 2010 @ 11:30 PM
Now that's funny. That person wouldn't have lasted long back in the day at my house. My Mother would have bitched slapped him for tattle telling.
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Sunday October 24, 2010 @ 04:48 PM
TJ, somebody is going back and reposting a bunch of status that have been here forever. It's like they are using your site to find them. Please get rid of all these duplicates from today. It would be nice if there was a way to stop someone from posting a status that is duplicate to one that's already on here.