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X My wife asked me if she could get a boob job today. I told her to take some toilette paper, rub it in between her boobs once or twice a day for a couple months. She asked me why, I said, “It worked on your butt, didn't it?”
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←Rate | 10-22-2010 10:28 by Michael | Tags: Approved , noads

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Peach
Friday October 22, 2010 @ 10:37 AM

HA! Now that is funny! 1st funny post in like 30 pages!

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