Funny Status Message #33950
X In reference to why men can sleep with lots a women and it's fine, but women can't sleep with lots of men or else they're whores. If a key opens a lot of locks, it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by a lot of different keys, it's just a sh!tty lock
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- # 63861 A girl sleeps wit a lot of men she's a sl*t, but if a guy sleeps with alot of women he's the man. Not a double standard, look at it like this. If a key opens alot of locks it's a master key, if a lock gets opened by alot of keys then it's a sh*tty lock.
- # 50406 "Why is it that if a girl has sex with more than one guy she's a slut but if a guy has sex with more than one girl he's a legend?" The guy replies "If a lock can be opened by more than one key it's useless but if a key can open many locks its a master key
- # 4926 I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
TJ). Do not accept imitations.
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