Funny Status Message #33193

X well...I can't afford a breast lift. Suppose I could pierce my nipples and wear a magnet around my neck!!
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←Rate | 10-05-2010 19:46 | Tags: Approved

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Tuesday October 5, 2010 @ 11:31 PM

This actually made me laugh out loud, which doesn't happen too often. Good one.

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