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X I'm 31 years old and never married. How come it seems like every married person I know wishes their marriage license has an expiration date?
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←Rate | 09-21-2010 22:05 by Badd Status | Tags: Approved

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Wednesday September 22, 2010 @ 08:30 AM

Because marriage is the end of your sex life.

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