Funny Status Message #31293

Idiot.....this was funny 10 years ago

I guess you don't want to hear about my joke on vhs tapes then

Ha Ha ! I just love topical comedy. Well done ! I've heard the Beatles have split up - do you know a joke about that too ?

Hey look it is rounders the douchebag again. I think soon we wont be seeing that name for much longer.

I think you probably will. Everyone wants to be me!

Lol this pissing rounders off is real good fun. serves him right for being a twat

How rude.....

Anyway I've had my fun pissing him off. Time to log off and interact with real people. Rounders you should try it some time. see ya douchebag

Go and have a lie down mate. You appear to be getting a little stressed.....

I thought I would write on this one again so you can have another one to respond to. I just notice you used "mate" as you have no friends, to use that word for the first time is just thats brilliant! It's a bit like that .... what's the word? ... oh yes irony

Rambling nonsense mate. Desperate stuff - accept defeat gracefully....

Defeat? lol you see this as some kind of battle? Is that what you are after for me to say that you have won? If that's what it takes for you to not feel like loser for once in your life then say so and I'm more than happy to oblige ..... mate

Thanks. Just say it then.

Oh dear you actually begged me to say it. I didnt think you would stoop so low. Thanks mate you really gave me a good laugh there for the first time.I now have an image of you sat in from your computer with your fingers crossed and praying that the message will say that you won and then having a tantrum when you see this message instead.
This is going to be my last post regardless of what else you write as I wont be checking them anymore because never have I ever spoke to anyone who actually admmitted they wanted to win so they wouldnt feel like a loser for once in their life. So have fun being "witty" and using aliases but I wont see what you will write. I will leave you at your lowest point and I know that not getting any replies will piss you off even more.Later fellow BRIT

So does that mean you lose ?....

Aw - come back - I'm lonely now. Don't take your ball in. Let's talk about this. I'll let you win if it means that much to you.... damn, he's gone........