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X Movie characters are always so badass. If they wake up mysteriously in a hospital alone and beaten up, they just rip the IV right out their arm and slip past the nurses. I would at least want to see my chart first, and maybe get some juice.
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←Rate | 09-12-2010 14:43 | Tags: Approved

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Monday September 13, 2010 @ 03:44 PM

...i'm lost...

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