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Thursday September 9, 2010 @ 07:10 PM
Bite Me, your an ass hole as well. Koran is also spelled Quran, Kuran, Koran, Qur’ān, Coran or al-Qur’ān. it is all the same shit. just because the media spells it on way doesn't mean it is correct.
Thursday September 9, 2010 @ 07:12 PM
Aside from the fact that none of these statuses are funny. You're both intolerant assholes...
Qur'an
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
The Qur’an ([qurˈʔaːn] pronounced koor-AHN; Arabic: القرآن al-qur’ān, literally “the recitation”) is the central religious text of Islam,[1] also sometimes transliterated as Quran, Kuran, Koran, Qur’ān, Coran or al-Qur’ān. Muslims believe the Qur’an to be the verbal book of divine guidance and direction for mankind. Muslims also consider the original Arabic verbal text to be the final revelation of God.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QURAN
Thursday September 9, 2010 @ 07:35 PM
Dear want funny shit, didn't you mean "what funny shit"? I guess you can include yourself as one of the assholes!! Oh and when you start a sentence here in America we usually use uppercase letters. Koran, Quran whatever burn baby burn
Thursday September 9, 2010 @ 07:41 PM
Dear anonymous, the person who posted that comment spelled it Quraan, so however it is spelled ie: Quran, Kuran, Koran, Qur’ān, Coran or al-Qur’ān, he still spelled it wrong. Oh and we spell it asshole and you can stick your Quran, Kuran, Koran, Qur’ān, Coran or al-Qur’ān, up your ass as well and go back to your third world country!!! If it is that great what are you doing here???
Thursday September 9, 2010 @ 07:59 PM
Look assholes we spell it the way we want..it is an Arabic word, and to you "bite me", thats it? all u can do is burn a book...look whores am living in Beirut come and bite my ass off...I'll stick my RPG in your ass Mr "duh?"
Thursday September 9, 2010 @ 10:50 PM
Lmao, good 1.., burn calories.. lmfao... n i heard the pastor cancelled, cause they bs that there gonna move the mosque or some thing, lmfao. heard that Americans are dumb but now i believe it.. they gon build tht shit regardless. Americans r a waste of LIFE. JEWS FOR LIFE BABY, think abt if we werent here wat wud u mother f'rs do? nothing, muslims wud b running yu, thank God we r here, so next time u c me (JEWS) make sure to bow down and be greatful, and go back and eat ya pigs
Thursday September 9, 2010 @ 11:43 PM
:( cant we just laugh
Friday September 10, 2010 @ 12:26 AM
Not all americans are fat, that's like saying all the arabic people have poopy faces and big noses. grow up."
Friday September 10, 2010 @ 12:57 AM
Wait I.Jiz all arabic people do have poppy faces and big noses and hairy including the woman, lmao!
Friday September 10, 2010 @ 02:46 AM
If muslims have problem with Americans..why dont they leave USA and go back to their poor country?
Friday September 10, 2010 @ 09:41 AM
Amen to the last status go home!!
Friday September 10, 2010 @ 12:09 PM
Your salutation implies all Americans stand behind this wack job. He is one man with a congregation of 50ppl. If it weren't for the media drumming up this story noone would know, much less care about this stupid incident. Move on please.
Friday September 10, 2010 @ 02:12 PM
Way to go guys, this is a great way to pay respect to 9-11.
Friday September 10, 2010 @ 03:40 PM
You know why, Dane? It's a free freakin' country. Most foreigners work Damn hard to become an American citizen. Sure the U.S isn't perfect, what country is!? You're comments and ignorance is exactly what leads to wars!
Friday September 10, 2010 @ 04:55 PM
You're all pathetic. Not much intelligence coming through these comments. Way to represent your home countries proud, where ever all of you are from! I'm an honored American. I don't promote the burning but I'm not a fan of the mosque building either. That's a no-no! But for the few who think all Americans are obese... just like saying all Muslims are terrorists. Get a life. Educate yourselves a little more before you represent this fine country!!! It's the least you can do.
Friday September 10, 2010 @ 05:55 PM
Muslims are fat too and ugly and we can lost weight
Friday September 10, 2010 @ 05:57 PM
... No one is going to start a war over comments on "Funny status messages", lol. that was a classic, hahahahaha
Friday September 10, 2010 @ 06:15 PM
I have big plans for tomorrow. At 8:46am, I plan on relieving myself in the direction of Mecca, followed by a big pork sausage breakfast using a Quran to soak up the extra grease. Then I'll settle down in my recliner and read Salman Rushdie's "The Satanic Verses," followed by a big bonfire in the back yard, complete with a roasted pig on a spit. What y'all doin'?
Friday September 10, 2010 @ 06:43 PM
Wow "USA" that hurts, even more then 5,661 dead solider in Iraq and Afghanistan...what an dumb ass!
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Thursday September 9, 2010 @ 06:41 PM
You need to go back to school asshole and learn how to spell Koran, lmao!!! Eat some sausage cannot wait till they burn it, ahahahhahaa