Funny Status Message #30970

X is Police pulls over a speeding car; Cop: I've been waiting for you all day. Driver: Yeah well I got here as fast as I could. ;)
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←Rate | 09-08-2010 15:30 | Tags: Approved

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Jenn
Wednesday September 8, 2010 @ 07:51 PM

OMG! That is an ORIGINAL quote of MINE! I said to a cop 18yrs ago! I guess my story has gotten around.

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