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X I was making dinner when a pan suddenly caught on fire. I don't know which is worse... the fact that I almost set my kitchen ablaze, or the fact that my first reaction was to move my beer to safety.
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←Rate | 08-28-2010 05:59 by MBH | Tags: Approved

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Chris
Tuesday September 28, 2010 @ 09:20 PM

This is absolutely hillarious... had to make this my status.

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