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X is If I was on death row and given one last meal I would ask for a fortune cookie. "Come on 'long prosperous life!'"
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←Rate | 08-27-2010 11:49 by gator | Tags: Approved

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Wednesday January 30, 2013 @ 08:36 AM

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