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Friday August 27, 2010 @ 02:06 AM
Pfffttt!!! Wash our damn clothes, pick up after our nasty asses, cook us dinner, and clean the fucking house!!!! Oh.... and puch a 9 pound baby out of your penis!!!!
Friday August 27, 2010 @ 04:32 AM
AKAngel7, you haven't reach the point... women want to be equal to men, not the contrary! I'm sorry, but the first step is up to you! Then, maybe, we could think to do all the stuff you said (except the baby, penis is sacred! :o)
Friday August 27, 2010 @ 09:46 AM
I do cook, clean, wash clothes along with holding doors and all that other bullshit. The baby through the penis isn't possible, but if it were, you'd still win custody in a divorce, and I'd be paying child support for 21 years for a child you decided to keep me from out of vindictiveness.
Friday August 27, 2010 @ 12:04 PM
So we both win! We both deal with bullshit in different ways. Unfortunately in 2010 women are way too smart to put up with stupid stupid male bull shit, and will kick your sorry ass out the door the first time you open your womanizing mouth. On male parts it is just wishful thinking. You need to find a damn time machine and flash yourself back 50 years. If you think women will tolerate this bullshit now days, your gonna starve boy!
Friday August 27, 2010 @ 01:34 PM
Women want those things, but don't actually get'em;) I've sent flowers to boyfriends, paid the tab; all those things; it's just sexier when the man does it. and you get alot more with honey than you do with vinegar;)
Friday August 27, 2010 @ 05:06 PM
Just goes to show the new women of 2010 have no sense humor. If a similar comment was written about men it would be taken as a joke.
Sunday August 29, 2010 @ 08:50 AM
Wo... men never do all that stuff... Now do you?
Anyway, I don't want to be equal to the man because, I don't want to decrease at his level. Nice try. :P
Sunday August 29, 2010 @ 11:46 AM
Funny how you say decrease to his level yet its women who always bang on about equality. Nevermind you got your womb which more than makes up for being inferior in all other aspects
Sunday January 16, 2011 @ 08:52 AM
All these comments remind me of a joke. Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them.
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Thursday August 26, 2010 @ 11:13 PM
One of the best comments I've seen here!