Funny Status Message #29861

Lmao! I get it, a one-armed bandit

Tom, no...that wasnt the joke. He was simply making us think about the fact that handcuffs need two hands to become effective. Btw, dont join the army, your kind dont belong with us.

Actually you could put one handcuff on the one hand and put the other cuff on something sturdy like a radiator, a door handle in car or even another person

Real American, i see the point your trying to make, but the thing is...i done got me some beef jerky ehey ehey ehey ehey dem dry bits of beek gon be deh deaf of me ehey ehey

Hah! Oh, I get it. Like a one-armed ambidextrous? Equally adept with both feet?

Hah! Its nice to have some fans. keep up the good work

Haha that was awesome USA patriot yea i think tom missed the whole idea of the question lol

You handcuff his arm to his ankle

Thanks GO ARMY E-6
and Anonymous...you just solved it! well done :)
p.s i got me some beef jerky :D

USA Patriot you disappointment me with just having the one joke about beef jerky

It aint a joke boy, i infact..do..have beef jerky. its not a joke you rootin tootin bum bashin, ratin tatin, heely boomrasher! ive had it! screw you guyyys...im goin hooooome

Ok go home and take your one joke with you