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X I hate all these derelicts that come into my office asking for directions to Social Security they are going there to make sure they get money from the government, do you think it is wrong that I gave them the directions to the Department of Labor Job Enf
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←Rate | 08-24-2010 10:33 by ginger curtis | Tags: Approved

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Phil Mccracken
Sunday September 6, 2015 @ 08:58 PM

The government doesn't give money for social security it is YOUR money that YOU paid into it

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