Funny Status Message #29810
X Charles D*ckens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?"
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Lmao
Tuesday August 24, 2010 @ 12:34 AM
Tuesday August 24, 2010 @ 12:34 AM
LOL, good one! Previous comment obviously made by an inbred, illiterate American.
Anonymous
Tuesday August 24, 2010 @ 02:07 AM
Tuesday August 24, 2010 @ 02:07 AM
Can we stop with the racist comments??? These insults flying back and forth between Americans and British is getting old. Funny....when you go back to the Soccer statuses, this is where it all started....get over it
Tom
Tuesday August 24, 2010 @ 05:21 AM
Tuesday August 24, 2010 @ 05:21 AM
Its called Football not soccer you damn hippy
Tom
Tuesday August 24, 2010 @ 06:18 AM
Tuesday August 24, 2010 @ 06:18 AM
The "real Tom" uses grammar and punctuation much better than the instigator on here.
Real American
Tuesday August 24, 2010 @ 07:04 AM
Tuesday August 24, 2010 @ 07:04 AM
Tom likes to fool himself into thinking that the internet is somehow the place for perfect grammar and punctuation. Especially when abbreviations like "lol" are used in countless messages and the use of punctuation to indicate emotions or moods :-)
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Monday August 23, 2010 @ 06:48 PM
No one is interested in you, your english writers or your british "humor"