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Monday August 23, 2010 @ 03:37 PM
Good one lol you shouldnt have bothered to comment though most people dont look at these anyway. They just see the original post and think thats a good one. Keep up the good work!
Monday August 23, 2010 @ 05:37 PM
ROFL Awesome Real American!
Monday August 23, 2010 @ 05:41 PM
Glad you like it Tom. Didnt think you would show yer face round here after your last post
Monday August 23, 2010 @ 05:46 PM
I think people know my writing style versus yours. Besides, I've always been red white and blue...
Monday August 23, 2010 @ 05:49 PM
What are you talking about? Red, white and blue ... yes I know you are british big deal. I'm more proud of the Stars and Stripes than you ever could be of your lame flag
Monday August 23, 2010 @ 06:18 PM
Bwahahaha! You're a funny guy! You must be quite knackered from reading this board all day too...
Monday August 23, 2010 @ 06:31 PM
You trying to suck up to me know by saying I'm funny? Too late dude, you shouldnt have bad mouthed America.
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Monday August 23, 2010 @ 02:43 PM
Hah! Like in Tom Sawyer where he whitewashes the fence?