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X "Absolutely, sir. And what kind of pig would you like to hear?" (Real American, if he was in Deliverance)
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←Rate | 08-23-2010 08:19 by Tom | Tags: Approved

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Real American
Monday August 23, 2010 @ 08:40 AM

What are you talking about retard?

Tom
Monday August 23, 2010 @ 08:45 AM

What??? You're not going to give a literal translation of my joke today?

Real American
Monday August 23, 2010 @ 08:47 AM

I dont even know you douche bag. Which joke have I translated?

Tom
Monday August 23, 2010 @ 08:51 AM

See... you need to pay attention. Are you the type of guy who hangs out in public restrooms just so you can smell peoples' farts?

Real American
Monday August 23, 2010 @ 08:56 AM

Pay attention to you? what for? so you are crying because i didnt like one of your jokes. get over it and buy a better joke book

Tom
Monday August 23, 2010 @ 09:02 AM

Oh, I'm not crying. I've had a blast chatting with you this morning. You really need to go back to Mexico if you are here illegally though.

Real American
Monday August 23, 2010 @ 09:06 AM

None of what you said made sense

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