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Sunday August 15, 2010 @ 11:16 AM
Lol no it is never good to be criticised by anyone!! I am just saying that people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones....and bald men with NO dress sense shouldn't comment on my dress size!! Which is a UK size 12!
Sunday August 15, 2010 @ 03:38 PM
Fat cow!
Sunday August 15, 2010 @ 04:54 PM
Lol Mr Pitt love your films.
So if a bald guy with no dress sense praised you then how would you feel? My guess is that you still wouldnt be impressed. Perhaps you should stop being so stuck up and lower your standards
Sunday August 15, 2010 @ 06:26 PM
Look.....don't judge me....I would probably be upset either way tbh and I was cheering myself up by making a joke....I can lose weight....he will still have the personality he is stuck with...GIVE ME A BREAK!
Sunday August 15, 2010 @ 06:49 PM
Seeing as you are so hung up on appearances, its your personality that needs the work not your weight
Monday August 16, 2010 @ 08:08 AM
Wait a minute ALL of this started because a man was VILE to me...and I don't know how that means I am in the wrong.... =0( Besides LOTS of people thought it was funny!
Monday August 16, 2010 @ 12:27 PM
Everyone is going to have an opinion and not everyone is going to like each other. So the fact that you would even give a second thought to someone's opinion who is "below" your standards and doesn't resemble JDepp or Pitt is kind of funny. I mean if you really didn't care what they thought simply by the way THEY LOOK...then why is this discussion even taking place? Clearly you do care what some bald guy w/ no dress sense thinks of you, otherwise you wouldn't share your hurt feelings about it w/ everyone on here! So if you're fat...go for a jog and FIX it, if you're ugly get Plastic surgery and FIX it...get it? Quit crying...because odds are if the bald guy w/ no dress sense thinks you're looking wrong, so will Depp and Pitt. Oh and since you seem to "respect" a celebs opinion more than an average person, I can see you would be torn apart if Depp or Pitt called out your flaws...even more so than when the ugly guy did. Sounds like what the ugly guy(s) think of you is true...so if you don't like it FIX it! Quit bitching fatty!!.
Monday August 16, 2010 @ 03:03 PM
I'm from the UK and I have to say that the above comment sums up so many of the women here. The difference in the rest of europe or the states is unbelievable, they so much more friendly and not stuck up.
The poster of the status update also sounds like a mouthy cow
Monday August 16, 2010 @ 03:21 PM
I'm not stuck up at all....it was a JOKE!A joke for gods sake!I am not stuck up..nor do I paticularly favour the likes of Dep or Pitt....I have no problem with corpulance,male pattern allopecia etc.The celeb I most favour would be Jack Black but it didn't go with the comment.I wrote the status because someone had been extremely and un necassarily rude about my appearance.I think it's fair to say that there are statuses on here that are far more offensive.It worked as a status on my profile because my friends knew I didn't mean it!Unfortunately it seems that everyone here now thinks I have a rubbish personality to go with my fat ass! I apologise to anyone whose self esteem is as low as mine and in future I will not defend myself!There are folks on here slagging off countries,and religions why not have a go at them?
Monday August 16, 2010 @ 05:03 PM
I bet you smell as well
Monday August 16, 2010 @ 05:13 PM
Lol yeah like cats wee!
Monday August 16, 2010 @ 06:54 PM
The crazy cat lady Lmao
Tuesday August 17, 2010 @ 10:15 AM
Size 12 aint big
Tuesday August 17, 2010 @ 10:27 AM
At last.....someone nice!I didn't say any of that to offend anyone!
Tuesday August 17, 2010 @ 03:04 PM
If you look over the comments the size or weight wasnt the issue. More the she is a stuck up, mouthy cow. The fact it was a bald guy that commented about her appearance and she thinks she somehow better than that person. However if it was a Pitt/Depp lookalike then it wouldnt be an issue.
On one hand you say dont be critical about you, yet you are happy to do the same.
Tuesday August 17, 2010 @ 06:25 PM
The difference being that his criticism of me was done in public while I was there in a place full of people...I didn't humiliate him did I?I vented my anger and hurt in what I thought was a fairly amusing way.There are statuses on here that are vile in rascist ways and no one jumps all over that!A man was REALLY nasty I mean VILE...he actually used a really disgusting word.I could of said MUCH worse.I don't judge people by appearance at all but that man was not good on the inside either.Now I have had enough...build a bridge and get over it.
Tuesday August 17, 2010 @ 09:45 PM
Get over it? I was never under it.
Ofcourse you judge people by appearance. You judge yourself, you judge who you deem is worthy of you and who isnt.
I dont know why women here (UK) have this superiority complex. You sit on a sunbed for bit, plaster your face with make up, apply a straigthner to your hair, dress like tarts and think you are gods gift to man. Yet inside you are hollow and when someone criticises your appearance you take it so bad because you have nothing else left.
Wednesday August 18, 2010 @ 05:37 AM
How funny.....I've never had a sunbed in my life,I have no desire to get skin cancer!I don't straighten my hair,and as for dressing like a tart!!!I am 36!!I don't think it would suit me really.If you want to get personal go ahead.Hollow inside??I am a mum and I work in a school with disabled children...what makes you so great?Sunbed indeed!!
Wednesday August 18, 2010 @ 07:40 AM
Dressing like a tart doesnt suit anyone and if not a sun bed then fake tan. I love how people use being parents as some kind of huge achievement. Reproduction is a basic attribute of life nothing to shout about. A job doesnt define a person. If you lost your job are you less of a person inside?
I feel sorry for you in that you are so appearance obessed that you cant find any good in yourself when some moron makes a comment about the way you look.
I hope for your sake you somehow learn to be a better person but I have a feeling that will fall on deaf ears.
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Sunday August 15, 2010 @ 10:56 AM
So you are saying the truth hurts less from someone you could never have???