Funny Status Message #28184

X Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it
status message box

Related Status Messages:

# 44978 Damn!! My internet is running slower than a turtle with 3 broken legs and a massive head injuty--doesn't it know that I am a FB addict?
# 49017 that awkward moment when you hold the door for someone and you're left standing there for an eternity because they move at a turtle's pace.
# 185919 I don’t trust people who drive like a turtle and then all of a sudden find the gas pedal and weave in and out of traffic the minute you pass them up. The only impression I have of you is, you must be bipolar

←Rate | 08-02-2010 22:51 | Tags: Approved

Comments (0)

Comments with offensive language will be automatically deleted within 24 hours. By Commenting, you agree to these terms.

Funny Facebook Statuses

Site Links