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Thursday July 29, 2010 @ 01:08 PM
Except affliction doesn't I use rhinestones or glitter. Get a clue, just cause you can't afford it dont be a hater. Clothes dont make the man anyway,
Thursday July 29, 2010 @ 05:20 PM
Tell that to Randy Couture, or Jamie Varner,(WEC fighter) or Shane Del Rosario (StrikeForce fighter) or Guy Mezger (former Pride fighter) or hmmm how about Anderson Silva, the greatest MMA fighter alive! All wearing Affliction!
Thursday July 29, 2010 @ 06:37 PM
Wacka! wacka! Wacka! you touch myself when you watch Brokeback Mountain.
Thursday July 29, 2010 @ 06:43 PM
You're just mad you can't afford Ed Hardy, i bet my T-Shirt costs more then your monthly rent on your trailer.
Thursday July 29, 2010 @ 07:33 PM
Thats all you have as comebacks? A trailer joke and that rubbish about ufc fighters wearing them. Firstly, are you a mixed martial arts champion? No your not so your just a follower. Just because a guy that can fight wears them doesnt make them any less gay. That fashion is a throwback to the fashion girls wore when I was 8. Do you look in the mirror when your wearing these particular shirts and not think you look gay? If so thankyou. You make picking up women so much easier as girls shy away from the gay shirt wearing guys like you, unless they need a shopping pal. Get some individuality about yourself gay men rule fashion thats why unless you like to get bummed its good to be "unfashionable" note the inverted commas there.
Friday July 30, 2010 @ 12:42 AM
You are so enlightened by your use of the word "fags"...if you judge someone based on appearance or use words like that to describe them, you my friend are an idiot. That's real talk right there.
Friday July 30, 2010 @ 12:46 PM
I'd like to tie a rope to every piercing on this d-bags lame excuse for a body. I'd then drag him behind my pickup truck across 30 miles of south Mississippi swamp including a trip through a commercial pig farm lagoon and 40 acres of blackberry briers. I'd then smear him with honey and drop him on a fire ant nest. I'd then drop the whole fecal mess in a tank of caustic soda and burn the residue with high octane gasoline, pissing on the smoldering pile of Douche that was. Then I'd burn his apartment to make sure that not even one strand of his DNA remained on this earth. Then I'd sit down to ponder why there wasn't more I could do to sterilize the world of this aberrant kind of mutation..
Oh, and I'd hunt down it's hair stylist. I'd suspend it by its genitals and slowly pluck out its taint hairs one by one while simultaneously running a Forstner bit up its ass using Dewalt's finest.
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Thursday July 29, 2010 @ 12:15 PM
I totally Agree!! Dude, you hit it right on the spot!! I cant stand Affliction and especially Ed Hardys gay art!!
Thanks for making my day!!