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X If you're 17 and your 200 year old lover won't turn you into a vampire so you can be together forever, he's just not that into you... Take the hint you dumn b*tch...
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←Rate | 07-11-2010 11:54 by Joser | Tags: Approved

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Roach
Sunday July 11, 2010 @ 07:02 PM

That is a good one

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