Funny Status Message #25073

X As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead, he jaughed. You know he's been there before.
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←Rate | 06-23-2010 22:57 by Marshall the Great | Tags: Approved

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Friday July 16, 2010 @ 05:43 PM

Poor mister MetallicA has never had road head :(

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