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X IEBER FEVER: Symptoms include elevated temperature, undergarment wetting and nine octave higher range while screeching. For those in proximity of sufferers symptoms include nausea, vomiting and desire to kick Justin Bieber in his empty sack gonads
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Tuesday June 22, 2010 @ 06:32 PM
Copy & paste correctly...u left off the 1st letter. B_I_E_B_E_R F_E_V_E_R