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X says An yank walked into an English pub and asked for a pint of Bud.The barman replied "You're American aren't you?" The man says, "Yeah. Could you tell by the drink I ordered?"The barman replied. "Neither, you are the fattest f**k I have ever seen”
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←Rate | 06-20-2010 14:45 | Tags: Approved

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Tuesday June 22, 2010 @ 06:52 PM

Like the british are knbown for a perfect smile?

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