Funny Status Message #22991

X Here I sit, all broken hearted. Had to sh*t, but only farted. Till one day, I took a chance. Tried to fart, and sh*t my pants
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←Rate | 05-27-2010 13:18 by Joser | Tags: Approved

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Rush1oc
Thursday May 27, 2010 @ 07:11 PM

Haha that ones old school

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