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X says Sure childbirth can be painful, but have you had food poisoning for two days straight?
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# 87449 So Paula Deen has come out and said she has diabetes. All I need now is the Man vs. Food guy to have an acute myocardial infarction and the bizarre food guy to die of food poisoning and I win my “professional eating disorders” trifecta wager.
# 102983 I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it though.
# 39564 got food poisoning yesterday. Just not sure who to use it on yet.

←Rate | 04-06-2023 13:15

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