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X is My wife scared the shit out of me last night. She asked, "Would you rather know how you die? Or, the exact day you die?" All I thought was, "Holy shit! She knows both!"

←Rate | 02-06-2023 12:14 by @ttmichael09 | Tags: Approval Pending , noads

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