Funny Status Message #20750
X is 33% of married women say their pet is a better listener than their husbands... 67% of pets say this crazy lady won't shut the hell up...
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Monday September 5, 2011 @ 01:55 AM
If 33% of married women say something, then there's 67% married women left that think something else. Not pets. Fail.