Funny Status Message #207206

X says I called the fire dept to get my cat out of a tree and they said they don’t do that so I told them them he had a lighter.
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# 108701 after watching final destination....if a lighter falls down , i'm like " OMG...NOW THE LIGHTER'S GONNA SET THE ENTIRE HOUSE ON FIRE 'CUZ THE GAS IS LEAKING SUMHOW AND ALL MY EXITS ARE LOCKED !!!!.."....
# 16594 I just told a lie and now my pants feel warm. I hope they dont catch fire!
# 147671 Cop: Why do you have a lighter if you don't smoke cigarettes? Me: Sir, you never know when you might need a fire.

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