Funny Status Message #20716

X My new pick up line for women: "My d!ck just died. Can I bury it in your a$s?"
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←Rate | 04-29-2010 23:09 by dlane85@hotmail.com | Tags: Filtered , noads

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Friday April 30, 2010 @ 12:10 AM

Sorry...no gays allowed ha ha ha sukah...>:D

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