Funny Status Message #204919

X says Can’t party the way I used too. Two rounds of Pin the Tail on the Donkey and I’m whipped.
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# 60586 People have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, hitting the G-spot, and pinning the tail on the donkey – but I bet everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, every time.

←Rate | 03-25-2022 15:38

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