Funny Status Message #201353
X says Lexus commercial: husband surprises wife with a new car in the driveway. I surprise both of them by shooting it with a paintball gun
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- # 190739 I’d like to see a commercial where the wife receives a brand new Lexus on Christmas morning and the she turns to her husband and says "You idiot! WTF is the matter with you? We can’t afford a Lexus!"
- # 201253 I cannot afford to get my wife a new Lexus for Christmas so I’ll be tying a red ribbon on a pair of Sketchers and setting them in the driveway.
- # 141499 Surprise your husband or wife this holiday season with consensual sex.
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