Funny Status Message #200340

X says Fact: you spend an average of 1.3 hrs of your life in the pantry looking for the damn paprika
status message box

Related Status Messages:

# 89546 Americans will spend $17.6 BILLION on Valentine's Day. On average men spend $169. Women spend $86.
# 74075 They say that spontaneity is the spice of life but I don't see it on the shelf so I'm going with Paprika.
# 180914 Fact: African Americans make up 13.3% of the US population. Fact African Americans make up 70% of the NFL. Fact: Average NFL Salary: $1.9 million. And these are the guys protesting "Oppression"?

←Rate | 10-02-2020 08:50

Comments (0)

Comments with offensive language will be automatically deleted within 24 hours. By Commenting, you agree to these terms.

Funny Facebook Statuses

Site Links