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X says Me: I dangle gummy worms out of my bathing suit bottoms and wear a sign that says, “Early bird gets the worm.” Priest: Super weird, but not a sin.
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- # 135805 The early bird gets the worm! So does the late bird. They all get worms all the time; there's tons of those things. Relax, there will always be worms.
- # 140398 Sure the early bird gets the worm, but what does that say about the worm? He got up early too... Well, the point is,,, Ummm.
- # 134001 Before you decide to live by the "early bird" policy, find out whether you're the bird or the worm.
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