Funny Status Message #199182

X says Now that I’m 40, I’ve had to change my safe word to ‘my knees! my knees!’
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# 66081 If I stop my car so you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you! Knees to chest dammit! KNEES TO CHEST!

←Rate | 06-19-2020 08:34

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