Funny Status Message #199085

X says My celery loving friend keeps dropping over all the time unannounced. Do you think she’s stalking me?
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# 143219 Apparently, walking up behind a hot guy in the produce aisle with celery in my hand and whispering "I'm stalking you" was much funnier in my head.
# 10129 Dont you just love X-mas time. Its the only legal stalking month. You know what I mean.. Someone pops out of the mall..you follow them and a nice slow stalking speed..Waiting ..Then you know its time to attack..Got the parking stall. Mission accomplished!
# 158558 They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery.

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