Funny Status Message #19849
X I just ate so much ravioli I could sh*t an Italian. If it turns out to be Snooki, you all better thank me when I flush that crazy b*tch.
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Monday April 19, 2010 @ 11:09 PM
Snooki is not even Italian... that might screw up your whole status!