Funny Status Message #198192

X says Married people be like: [Quarantine, day 10] It’s been 89 days since I last had sex
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# 198275 Here's an idea: Let's put the MSM in quarantine for 30 days to stop the spread of Fake News.
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←Rate | 04-12-2020 07:10

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