Funny Status Message #196968

X says Just saved a guy from drowning by throwing him a CVS receipt as a lifeline. He also gets 25% off his next rescue.
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# 46437 Apparently CVS is going green. I just bought a roll of toilet paper and my receipt was only 37 inches long... I should have just bought a pack of gum and saved my receipt for... umm... ...nevermind.
# 162234 No matter your sexual preferences, your skin color, your religious belief, your origin, if I see you drowning in a lake I will do my best to rescue you at the risk of being hooked and dragged at the bottom in the process. That's what humans are for.
# 98816 Can officially include rescue operations on my resume after I saved a bug from a spider web

←Rate | 02-19-2020 07:03

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