Funny Status Message #194671

X says I just heard someone call an e-cigarette a "douche flute." Now my life is complete.
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# 56533 What is it about warm weather that compels people to blast really loud, annoying bass lines out of their car stereos? You can't even hear what song they're playing except for, "DOUCHE-DOUCHE DOOOOUCHE! DOUCHE-DOUCHE DOOOOUCHE!"
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# 71736 Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 40 minute flute solo.

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