Funny Status Message #194533

X says This Halloween I'm going as a pissy woman who eats all the good candy and doesn't answer the door after 8pm.
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# 114410 All year I try to give candy to children and the parents start yelling "don't take candy from strangers!"Then Halloween comes around and you send the brats to my front door. Well I'm keeping my candy this time!
# 200011 it’s so stupid how stores are already selling halloween candy, like anybody is actually going door-to-door this year, ..today I bought a 5lb bag.
# 189770 Kids, here's how to get double candy on Halloween. Put on your costume. Then cover it with a sheet. Go to door the first time as ghost. Take sheet off go back again with other costume. Bam double candy. Happy Halloween.

←Rate | 10-08-2019 05:34

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