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X Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land." Then about 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel
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←Rate | 04-14-2010 21:30 | Tags: Approved

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Tom
Thursday April 15, 2010 @ 05:28 PM

Yeah, all Roosevelt did was lead us through a World War, and get us out of a depression. He was a real jerk alright!

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