Funny Status Message #193812

X says If you really wanna honor the spirit of 2017, instead of kissing someone at midnight, push them off a bridge
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# 135019 In honor of Yankees Superstar Alex Rodriguez's 211 game suspension for steroid use, the city of New York has announced that it plans to name the Verazno-Narrows Bridge (The longest suspension bridge in the world) the "A-Rod Suspension Bridge."
# 3667 jump off the bridge before I push you myself!
# 150583 Me: "Do you want to go out” Her: "Like on a date?" Me: "No...out on a bridge so I can push you off!"

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