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X says A pregnant lady, except it's me smuggling king sized candy into the movies for 6 kids and saving $278.
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# 139331 Halloween is just over a week away now. When it comes to candy bars, the term fun-sized is misleading. There is nothing fun about your candy bar being 1/8 the size of a regular bar. You should call them what they are: “disappointment-sized.”
# 64160 I eat alot of king sized candy bars. Not because I like alot of candy, but because I'm of a royalty.
# 127273 Tonight a human sized rabbit will be walking around your house while you sleep and will be leaving your kids candy......nothing creepy about that.

←Rate | 04-25-2019 05:51

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