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X is I don't care about the shutdown affecting the parks and monuments. But I draw the line when it effect my beer.
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Saturday January 12, 2019 @ 03:07 PM
Stew for Conservative :
Ingredients
1 scraped up road kill
Preparation
Cook that them there road kill and woooooo weee, it's vitals time.
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Saturday January 12, 2019 @ 05:36 AM
Pineapple Upside-Down Cake Shot
Makes 1
Ingredients
2 oz shot glass
¾ oz vanilla vodka
¾ oz pineapple juice
1 splash grenadine
Preparation
Pour the vanilla vodka into the shot glass.
Add the pineapple juice.
Add a splash of grenadine and let it settle at the bottom for a moment before serving.