Funny Status Message #19097

X This girl asked to take me out to dinner, I told her sorry I have a girlfriend. Her response... "Eatin' ain't cheatin'."
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←Rate | 04-10-2010 13:25 by Marshall the Great | Tags: Approved

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Wednesday December 15, 2010 @ 08:05 PM

And "suckin aint fuckin"

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